dirty knock knock jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I’d love to show you sometime.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry… unless that’s what you’re into!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beef stew.
Beef stew who?
Beef stew you and me, let’s spice things up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you think we could get any closer?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me, and find out!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noble.
Noble who?
Noble body’s as sweet as yours!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, no hands!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m waiting!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-lighted to have met you, gorgeous!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, so let’s go shake things up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Salty.
Salty who?
Salty hair and salty lips… beach time?
dirty knock knock jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeybun.
Honeybun who?
Honeybun, I’d love to stick around with you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy over here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon kiss me anytime!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a kiss, come on!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody you like to… hang out sometime?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon for a little fun with you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter hold on to me tight!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash you out on a date… interested?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy up and get ready for fun!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie the mood is right, we’ll have a good time.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin like you around!
dirty knock knock jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average person, you’re amazing!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda be together forever?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle over here, I think I like you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing later?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, what do you want to do about it?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy chance we can hang out?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry out on me; I’m here for you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you wanna make this official?
dirty knock knock jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill you be mine?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole me anytime!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar you out on a date!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe believe how cute we are together?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to hang out more?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron’t you glad I’m here?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the smile on my face? It’s all you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo, am I in your heart yet?
dirty knock knock jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shell.
Shell who?
Shell we go have some fun?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
May.
May who?
May I stay in your heart?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Russell.
Russell who?
Russell up some time to hang out!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elbow.
Elbow who?
Elbow be thinking about you all day.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach your lips here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basil what I’m saying on you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pineapple.
Pineapple who?
Pineapple to keep you around forever!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen over, let’s have some fun!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood love to spend time with you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Moe.
Moe who?
Moe love coming your way!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
**Yule be the one for me,
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